This is one of my favorite people, who does the same job I used to do. Priceless.
3 months ago • 0 notesReblog With Your Favorite Alcoholic Beverage!
I know I have a problem but WHATEVA, I’m curious to see what gets you fuckedFUCKING JAGER BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR TEQUILA AND ORANGE JUICE. :) IT’S CALLED A CHI CHI.
whiskeygingers. or doublewhiskeycokenoice. or whiskey shots. or whiskey shots followed by a pabst blue ribbon. or whiskey shots followed by more whiskey shots.
Blooooooody Maaaaaaaarys. Or Bloody Marias, for a latin twist.
3 months ago • 36 notesToast.
When I was younger, a favorite term of endearment was, “I love you more than toast.”
It wasn’t true. It’s not you, it’s toast. It’s a perfect food. I’m sorry.
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A blog written by a very talented, neglected friend of mine. Not that she’s neglected, but that our friendship was. Either way, she’s a fantastic writer and very funny so read this and make me feel better about not staying in touch with anyone. Please.
3 months ago • 0 notes
Rolled up boyfriend jeans look gross. Just because Katie Holmes’ stylist told her it was okay, doesn’t make it true. Get it together, Levi’s.
Levi.com: 501® Boyfriend Women’s Jeans
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